Re: Jokes for relaxing
Dun test my english hor………
Ah Lek was asked to make a sentence using 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9,10.
Not only did he do it 1 to 10, he did it again from 10 back to 1. This is what he came up with…..
1 day I go 2 climb a 3 outside a house to peep. But the couple saw me, so I panic and I 4 down. The man rushed out and wanted to 5 with me. I ran until I fell 6 and threw up. So I go into 7-eleven and grabbed some 8 to throw at him. Then I took a 9 and try to stab at him. 10 God he run away.
10 I put the 9 back and pay for the 8 and left 7-eleven. Next day I called my boss and told him I was 6. He said 5 , tomorrow also no need to come back 4 work. He also asked me to go climb a 3 and jump down! I don’t un derstand. I am so nice 2 him but I don’t know what he 1.
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January 4th, 2009 at 10:32 pm
it’s funny laaarh.. lol..
January 5th, 2009 at 4:34 pm
ah lek can change name to smart ahlek! ..heeee
January 6th, 2009 at 8:36 pm
haha…
January 7th, 2009 at 4:14 am
very creative indeed !
January 7th, 2009 at 8:56 am
Hi Yifeng,
May how are you & ur daughter lately?
My girl will be going to P1 next school, may I know which school you girl is in?
Take good care
Yin Yin To : Yin yin 我的女兒她很好 ! 她比我想像中的勇敢 !!! 謝謝你的關心 ! 我因為住在東海岸 , 所以她很順利的就進去 “道南”學笑 !
January 7th, 2009 at 11:03 pm
你的英文挺不赖的嘛。不错不错，下次用英文和你沟通。
January 8th, 2009 at 1:29 am
This is bely bely funny jie!!!
January 8th, 2009 at 10:52 am
Wow? Haha. The joke is amazing. Seriously. I didn’t know people can make stories with numbers.
By the way, have you heard about the kindness campaign? I find it pretty meaningful and thought you would be interested in it as well. Heh. It’s a campaign to urge people to be kinder to make Singapore a nicer place to live in. So if you have some free time, can you visit http://kindness.sg to show your support? It’s for a good cause afterall. Heh.
Alright. Got to go. BYE!
January 8th, 2009 at 4:12 pm
hahaha 凤姐 you very creative oh!! happy new year
January 8th, 2009 at 9:49 pm
Heloo.. i just watch ur 省钱王之出城记 and am curious to know the name of the tidbits shop place in episode 2 (8 Jan) but I was unable to find it in mediacorp website. can you share with me by email to me of a comment reply here pleaseeee
Thank u !
January 12th, 2009 at 2:42 pm
That’s a good one!!!
Creative indeed!
January 12th, 2009 at 4:27 pm
wakaka…so funny…
January 16th, 2009 at 8:53 am
I can relate to this ! , I’ve heard some goody things about this blog ! I bookmarked it on my favorites and will visit it again for more interesting posts like this one, Thanks
January 18th, 2009 at 10:21 am
I like ur 省钱王之出城记 So interesting and funny waitin for the nest episode
January 22nd, 2009 at 10:28 am
请问你是不是有参与大喜事这部电影？？
January 22nd, 2009 at 8:58 pm
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February 7th, 2009 at 10:34 pm
嗨!怡凤妳好!我喜欢观看妳主持节目,从有话就说到女人大主意每一次我都准时观看,我觉得妳是个性情豪爽的人.有一次,我在中峇鲁巴刹看到妳,好像主持什么节目的.尤于太匆忙了,所以没有停下脚步.下次有缘的话我会跟妳打个招呼.
February 9th, 2009 at 10:36 pm
Haha…
February 14th, 2009 at 9:27 pm
hihi
yi feng i like ur hosting vy much
hope can se u more in tv ad
can i be ur fans
see u in future
February 17th, 2009 at 3:11 am
Love yr variety show. I was watching the 省钱王之出城记 , i saw you recommending one of the taiwan factory outlets but didn’t manage to take down the address, possible to email me. Thanx a lot.
February 17th, 2009 at 11:11 am
y u never update 4 such a long time?? r u busy with ur work??miss u…